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#148: Lee's Laws

July 14th, 2009, 6:38 pm

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Reply Namm_killazilla, July 14th, 2009, 6:44 pm

(Of Physics: Kangaskhan + You = Bloody Mess) The government of the United States/ Mexico/ Canada/ United Kingdom/ [insert name of your country here] has passed a new law!

For every pet you have, you have to pay for that pet! The rarer that pet, the more you pay! If you choose not to pay, that's okay! We'll just take your pet away and sell it to someone else!

And if you don't give up your money or your pet, you'll be attacked by a wild animal!

And if your animal is willing to fight back, we have bigger animals to fight it!

That's what they're trying to say here.

Man, this whole thing should be reported! They're making people pay for things they already own, they take that stuff away if they don't, and they attack if you don't hand it over. It's a scam and an assault all in one. It's illegal. But since the Rocket Party of Kanto/Johto is making the laws, it's suddenly not illegal! Get it?

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Reply DragonhandX, July 14th, 2009, 6:59 pm

UUuuuuuhhhhh.....in the u.s. there's a law that basically says that you can do/have something (say, getting a permit to own a gun). and you can still do/have that even after a law is passed that would make what you're doing/having illegal.

and speaking of kangaskhan, how are they born with the little joey? and chansey, how do they have the egg? and when they use softboiled, how are they getting a new egg? *gasp* THEY'RE KILLING EXEGGCUTES!!!! chansey's are actually EXeggcute serial killers O.O

Reply Namm_killazilla, July 14th, 2009, 7:20 pm

Welcome to Kanto, which is clearly Kanto and not the US. (It's pretty much Canada, anyways, because I make it like that.)

So, yes, the law says any Pokemon owned MUST BE PAID FOR. All Pokemon before the law's creation must be paid for, and all Pokemon captured after the law's creation must be paid for.

And as for Kangaskhan, they should just make a mini-Kangaskhan Pokemon.

And as for Chansey, the egg in its pouch is real, but when it hatches, it is immediately replaced by another egg.

And yes, the Softboiled eggs are Exeggcutes. DUN DUN DUNH!

(The last two were a joke, but they should make a mini-Kangaskhan.)

Reply DragonhandX, July 14th, 2009, 7:28 pm

i suppose they would raise the costs of the moving fees as well.

see above

then where does the joey/parent appear when it evolves?

okay

GASP!! KEEP THOSE AWAY FROM ME!!!

(my last two are following it.)

Reply Namm_killazilla, July 16th, 2009, 10:47 am

Just always pretend that the Kangaskhan is holding a baby. No matter what.

And the baby? Yeah, when it evolves, it gets its own child.

Reply Andrew The Hedgehog, July 16th, 2009, 8:09 pm

Use these sprites please

http://sdb.drshnaps.com/showcustom.php?id=172

http://sdb.drshnaps.com/showcustom.php?id=171

they shall help u.

Reply Namm_killazilla, July 27th, 2009, 10:44 am

Thank you. They will be very useful. Especially the gym leaders, because most of them can't move.

Reply Saki_the_trainer (Guest), January 4th, 2011, 6:53 pm

But I thought Kanto was based of Japan (the area around Tokyo)

Reply Namm_killazilla, January 5th, 2011, 9:02 pm

And I thought my word is law.

Muahahahaha!

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